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JOEL STRALEY

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Feb 3 '14
Talk Party - Episode 41 - Clickbait

THis episode ain’t nothing but CLICKBAIT! CLICK ON IT!

THE TOP 3 AMAZING THINGS YOUR BRAIN WILL REMEMBER IN THE FUTURE AFTER YOUR EARS HEAR THIS AMAZING EPISODE. YOU NEVER GUES WATT HAPPINS NXT! 

I dress up as Marc Maron, do my impression of Buzzfeed and we talk about CopCar - a deceased cop whose mind is put into a Car who know patrols the street. Put out that joint, man. It’s CopCar. 

Aug 5 '13

RockStarJobs: Liam Gallagher

Rockstar manager, eh? Well fuckedoo if you slaggas ain’t just got an email from the biggest fucking rockstar of 1995, motherfucking Liam Gallagher of fucking Oasis. Maybe ya heard of us- OH YEAH OF COURSE U HAVE BECAUSE WE WERE THE FUCKIN BEATLES (YEAH THOSE BEATLES) OF THE FUCKING 1990s!

When you’re done gawking and taking screencaptures of this email I”ll take ya fucking job. I mean I’m a rockstar and I managed to handle that pretty well so I gues im ya new bloody fucking Rockstar manager.

‘Says here ya want someone responsible. Well hows a bout being fuckin resposible for ‘Champagne fuckin supernova!” or the entire bloody fucking “DEFINITELY MAYBE” album, minus the songwrittin and guitar and bass and drum parts!! IS THAT FUCKING RESPOONCIBLE ENOUGH FOR U CUNTS!!!

I dont need this fucking job and i dont need ya fuckin bullshit and if i show up late, drunk and with two cigarettes in each hand that’s my fuckin pergoragtive now, innit?

Things id like bout be a fucking SLAVE for you cunts: Paid training, Paid Holidays, Pade Vacation, Meal comps, Medical/dental. Things i don much care for is all this fuckin resturante work talk! Ya want a fuckin rockstar manager or do you wanna fuckin idiot busboy who coulldnt’ write ‘Wonderwall’ to save his fuckin life? d’ya no what I mean/?   

Resume: HOWS BEIN IN FUCKIN OASIS FOR A RESUME?

References: hows bout 90 MILLION screamin stupidd fans?

Cover letter; fuck’s all this been, uh??

A job? fuckit what I need’s a nap!!! My rools’ always been: If I still wan it when im sober then it must be love. So im a sleep off this buzz. I know im the only fuckin rockstar applyin for this job so when i wake up on monday ill stop by,

fuck off,

LG

(originally posted on RockstarJobs.tumblr.com)

Mar 26 '12
fuckdreamdrunk:

FINALLY!
DREAM DRUNK - FANTASY [2012]! 
A FULL LENGTH ALBUM USING KANYE WEST’S “MY BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY” AS THE SOURCE MATERIAL!
AN EXPERIMENTAL BEDROOM FRINGE-POP ALBUM OUT OF A $3 MILLION DOLLAR MAINSTREAM HIP-POP ALBUM!
THIS ALBUM PAYS HOMAGE TO THE WHOLE IDEA OF FAVORITE ALBUMS IN GENERAL AND THE MEMORIES OF THESE ALBUMS THAT GET INGRAINED INTO OUR BRAINS AND OUR LIVES!
IN THE WORDS OF KANYE “SATAN…SATAN…SATAN”!
http://dreamdrunk.bandcamp.com/album/fantasy

http://www.mediafire.com/?4t67alcrizggybz

fuckdreamdrunk:

FINALLY!

DREAM DRUNK - FANTASY [2012]!

A FULL LENGTH ALBUM USING KANYE WEST’S “MY BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY” AS THE SOURCE MATERIAL!

AN EXPERIMENTAL BEDROOM FRINGE-POP ALBUM OUT OF A $3 MILLION DOLLAR MAINSTREAM HIP-POP ALBUM!

THIS ALBUM PAYS HOMAGE TO THE WHOLE IDEA OF FAVORITE ALBUMS IN GENERAL AND THE MEMORIES OF THESE ALBUMS THAT GET INGRAINED INTO OUR BRAINS AND OUR LIVES!

IN THE WORDS OF KANYE “SATAN…SATAN…SATAN”!

http://dreamdrunk.bandcamp.com/album/fantasy

http://www.mediafire.com/?4t67alcrizggybz

Feb 22 '12
Sep 5 '11

Why Vote for Rick Perry When Someone Great is Standing Right Behind Him?

When it comes to the GOP’s race towards the White House Texas Governor Rick Perry is hot shit. Unfortunately, so is his home state of Texas which is suffering from uncontained wildfires.

In April, Gov. Perry’s state was seeing historic wildfires which forced him to put his leadership skills to the test. After cutting funding for volunteer firefighters from 27 million to 8 million this year, he picked himself up, dusted himself off and called for all Texans to “Pray for Rain”. The state is again facing devastating wildfires. So much so that the Governor is dropping out of what would be his first televised debate with the other GOP contenders to return home to face the issue. Assuredly he will not increase the state’s firefighting budget but will instead just ask Texans to persuade God to use more of his rain budget onto Texas.

In early August Gov. Perry held a rally to pray for the economy. There seems to be a pattern in Rick Perry’s thinking (who may or may not be dumb). Why spend money doing research, hiring experts, making plans, and stressing yourself out solving your states problems when you can just ask God?

So why support Rick Perry anyway? If his only plan is to ask God, why not just vote for God. Skip the middle-man. If you plan on voting for Rick Perry, take a step back, think about it, then do yourself and your country a favor and just write-in “God”.

American historians will say that voting for God as President of the United States would make the founding fathers roll in their graves, but so wouldn’t the thought of President Rick Perry?

So don’t vote for Rick Perry when you can just vote for God - and go ahead and make Ronald Reagan the Vice President while you’re at it. Your country will thank you.

Aug 20 '09

Remember…

Fear always presents a good oopportunity to hurry up and cop a feel…